I Asked ChatGPT to Write a Poem About SEO

ChatGPT prompt:

“Write a poem about SEO in the style of Milton.”

Here’s ChatGPT’s unedited composition:

Oh SEO, how doth thy algorithms sway The fates of websites in their endless play For ranking high doth bring both fame and wealth But failing to adapt brings certain stealth

With keyword research and meta tags wrought And backlinks forged, a website is brought To the forefront of the search engine’s gaze And those who master it shall surely raise

But like the fall of Satan, pride doth breed And those who cheat the system, their fate is sealed For search engines are not to be deceived And the penalty for such is oft severe indeed

So let us all strive for the righteous path And in the end, our websites shall not be cast Aside, but rather, forever outlast In the annals of the internet, forever fast