A Poem about Google's Universal Analytics

I asked ChatGPT to write a poem about the upcoming demise of Google Analytics’ Universal Analytics. Here’s ChatGPT’s unedited response:

Oh, Universal Analytics, thy reign is nigh, Thou once didst reign supreme, up high, Omnipotent, thy powers, they did unfold, Tracking data, stories to be told.

But now, thy time hath come to pass, As Google Analytics, they raise the glass, To bid farewell to thy olden ways, And usher in a new and brighter phase.

No longer shall thy code rule the land, Nor shall thy data guide the hand, Of marketers seeking insight clear, For thy replacement now draws near.

Yet, let us not forget thy legacy, For thou hast changed the course of history, And left a mark upon the world, As thy insights and analytics unfurled.

So now we say goodbye, dear friend, And with thy passing, we shall send, Our gratitude for all thou hast done, As we embrace the dawn of a new one.